My first activity as a ward activity Chairman has been completed! And I lived to tell about it! Many thanks for all those who made it work! I sang a crazy song to my Bishop ...I will post it now:
Bishop got ran over by a reindeer, walking home from church on Christmas Eve. You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, but just ask Sweet Melissa, she believes.
He’d been holding many meetings, and she begged him not to go. But he forgot his Franklin Planner and he stumbled out the door into the snow. When they found him Christmas morning at the scene of the attack, there were hoof prints on his forehead and incriminating “Clause” marks on his back.
He had met with My committee, so that’s where Claus will place the blame. So if Jana goes to jail, you’ll know that sweet old Santa had me framed! My poor mom is in a frenzy, hiring lawyers left and right … she needs to convince a jury that I was home with her on Christmas night!
It’s not Christmas with out Bishop. The ward does not know what to do. Brother Park and Brother Mullin’s are compelling the high priests to stage a coup. President Bigelow’s in his office, his clerk is making calls. He’ll interview the worthy members, to find a good replacement for us all.
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The Bishop’s family’s in a tailspin. Sister Jones is at a loss. She is flying to the North Pole so she can take a swing at Santa Claus! I’ve warned all my friends and neighbors, better watch out for yourselves they should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves!
There ya go!
4 comments:
That's Better! I love this version.
That's hilarious! I'm sure you ahd them rolling on the floor!
I loved the song, Jana! You are so talented and fun! I'm not sure about the "sweet" Melissa part, but I appreciate it. Do you care if I post it on my blog so my friends can read it? Let me know. The party was a big success, by the way. You did a great job!
Classic! This was the highlight of the evening!
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