I hate spiders! No, really I do.... my soul grips with fear when I see those multiple legged stink heads. Killing them is mandatory ... I warn any one of them who may be very high on the wall or ceiling crawling around like they think they have a right to, that if they get low enough that I can reach them, they are dead! There will be no discussion, no trials, no litigation ...I just reserve the right to kill them and then scrape their dead carcass off of whatever it may be stuck to! That being said, yesterday I was sitting on my bed watching TV and playing with my cat when I saw it! Out of the corner of my eye there was a monster huge spider crawling across my bed! It was ginormous with a yellow strip going down the middle of its back! I was mortified and disgusted and I screamed like a little girl! jumping up ... grabbing my shoe, I proceeded to beat the creature senselessly I knocked it on the floor and still continued to beat it, afraid to stop until I was very sure it was dead! After several minutes of beating the crawly critter, I stopped to make sure it was dead and all would be right with the world! I put my shoe down and moved the sock that was in the way and realized that my ferocious spider was really the cord to my cell phone charger!!
I killed it though! It slid off of my bed making me think it was alive and I killed it! Never mind that I have completely lost my mind and have now resorted to murdering innocent electrical cords! BEWARE! The women in Apt B is unstable and she will kill anything that moves suddenly or even remotely looks like a spider ...really ...it's just sad!
Does it look dead?
2 comments:
That's awesome! Was your remote control in your bra? hahahahaha
Oh my gosh! That is sooo funny! I laughed out loud. I HATE spiders too. Any my heart beats rapidly when I see one. (and not in a good kind of way either).... :)
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