When In Doubt...

• Make that last minute trip to the bathroom...

                 it may be just what you need to keep your self respect ... I refuse to go further with this story ...you do the math.

• Make sure that familiar face is someone you actually know before speaking to them as though you do!

                                          otherwise you just look crazy to a total stranger!

• Leave your personal items out of your bra,

                                        it's scary sometimes what you realize you stashed in there after you are finished with a job interview ... (let's just pray nothing looked out of the ordinary during the interview)

• make sure you are definitely alone ...

                     before burping like a sailor while sitting in your car with the window rolled down
              ( or at least role up the window) 

• look at the signs on the public restroom before you enter

                                   the men's room is a very embarrassing place to be caught with your
                       pants down (literally and figuratively)when you are a women ...

             (disclaimer: I was in a stall...the door was shut ... when realizing I went into the wrong restroom, I merely waited until the man whom used the urinal, which by the way, I missed... left. I saw nothing, nor did he, therefore no one was violated and I was the only embarrassed party)